[alberg30] birthday joke

[greg vandenberg]

From: greg vandenberg <fashionguy at ameritech.net>

> Subject: end of the world
> 
> 
> Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner
> with God.  During dinner God told them:
> 
> "I need three important people to send my message out to all people:
> 'Tomorrow I will destroy the earth.' "
> 
> Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them:
> "I have TWO really BAD news items for you:
> 1) God really exists, and
> 2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."
> 
> Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and
>   told them:
> "I have GOOD news and BAD news:
> 1) The GOOD news is that God really does exist, and
> 2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is going to destroy the earth."
> 
> Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily announced:
> "I have TWO FANTASTIC announcements:
> 1) I am one of the three most important people on earth, and
> 2) The Year 2000 problem is solved. >>

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