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[Jim Davis]

The Sand Bar 

A sailor, after running aground on a sand bar, paid a passing fisherman $100 to pull him off with his boat. 

After he was off the bar, he said to the fisherman, "At this price, I should think you could make a real living pulling people off, night and day." 

"Can't," replied the fisherman. "At night I haul sand for the bar."


Jim Davis
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.

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